I love this game and it’s probably one of the best I’ve ever played, it is amazing and it is probably my 2nd favorite game ever and my favorite game available on Mobile. But when I accidentally let them thirst to death for the 9th time this week they all threatened to hit me with 851 soup cans and told me diabolical things while Glass Joe from punch out told me to make them listen to Melanie Martinez, the next morning I woke up with soup all over my face and then my neighbors mailbox began to sing Brand New City by Mitski, and my other neighbors sang Soap by Melanie Martinez. I was really confused, then Dolores proceeded to sue my whole family for fraud and then Martha Stewart came over and said “Edmund, remember that letter you sent me?” Then she turned into about 95 butterflies. Next thing I knew, I was casted as Eliza in Hamilton. Super Macho Man from Punch Out was casted as Hamilton himself. Then, 15 balloon dogs told me that I was now a Madoka ripoff and I turned into an anime girl with pink hair. I then proceeded to fight the Alaskan bull worm from SpongeBob SquarePants, and the Evil Turtle from TAWOG. Then, a clown car rammed into me, shoving me into a pond. Hanon Hōshō from Mermaid Melody told me that she was actually a parrot, and gave me an apron with a cat on it and faded away. But it wasn’t a HUGE glitch, I just had to reboot the game. But 10/10 game I really recommend!
60 Seconds! Reatomized
